The SSK You nailed it in one.
Thanks for a big laugh.
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Pikabo. Sorry that you are getting a rough ride on your first visit here. Please do read the FAQ as Strake suggests. I know that fear of flying is a phobia and so does not react to reasoned thought.
In nearly 47 years as a passenger (not a million miles but regular long haul) I have never had a moment when I thought the aircraft was in danger. I have never experienced ANYTHING other than normal operations.