what's an iPad? what's a smart phone?
My phone has numbers on it... I put my finger in the little hole and rotate it round to the stop, then it turns back to where it was, clicking all the way...
Can I get one that's smarter than that? How smart does a phone have to be?
Can I get one that sits? rolls over? plays dead? Will it meet me at the door when I come home? If so, is it smart enough to feed itself?
As for not having to listen to them trying to sell me stuff on Ryanair, I've just stopped flying with them.
But I wear ear plugs, even though I own noise cancelling headsets and a few other headsets, the ear plugs are the easiest to carry and work the best.