Thanks Airwave 45
Nope, last person in the world without an IPad here!
Just want to sit on a plane, get from A-B and read in peace.
Do not want to listen to Ryanair staff trying to flog aftershave or scratch cards or J20 or people who don't know what a hankie is for or, still less, listen to the brat screaming whose parents have no idea how to soothe/comfort/distract it.
I understand that Ryanair needs to upsell to subsidise its cheap fares business model but I don't want to listen. It's like the mute button on my TV...when the Go Compare bloke appears on screen I mute him.