Breaking vow of silence to say: confusion works best. Take people into a snazzy shop and show them a Galaxy Note (huge screen) A Galaxy S3 (fast), a Nexus 7 tablet etc. I used to work on the N8 a bit indirectly so it galls me to say this but the newest Nokia Windows phone has probably got the best interface even though I personally will kill myself before buying one.
She's suffering from the terrific impression made by the gadget and the way that it seems alone on its pedestal. Once other goodies are seen I usually notice that the ardour cools a bit. However, you are probably screwed.