This has become so interesting that I have decided to send of bottle of half decent wine to the best/most imaginative/funniest/stupidest PPRuNe name. So, step up and tell your tale. Actually, I think another bottle for the best-told account.
Terms and conditions apply, offer may not be valid in all region, only ony one prize per household, competitors must be over 18, PPRuNe employees need not apply, our products may contain nuts or have been tested on humans.