£15,000, £7000 short of the mark.
But due to recent juicy information I may be able to increase it. I've just found out that a very close friend of mine (whose past history would make even the Marquess De Sade blush) is now, shall-we-say - frequently taking a bite from the 'sacred apple' which just happens to be my local HSBC Manageress!
"Anyone have a small concealable camera that I can borrow?" (I'll let you see the photo's).