You Might Be A Freight Dog if.........................
Apologise if this has been here recently, some really 'on the money' ones and probably a lot more to add!
You might be a freight dog if
Your airplane was getting old when you wereborn.
You have not done a daylight landing in the past six months.
ATC advises you of smoother air at a different altitude, and you dont give a****.
When you taxi up to an FBO they roll out the red carpet, but quickly take itback when they recognize you.
You call the hotel van to pick you up and they dont understand where you areon the airport.
Centre asks you to "keep the chickens down" so they can hear youtalk.
Your airplane has more than 75,000 cycles.
Your company call sign is "Oil Can".
The lady at the FBO locks up the popcorn machine because you plan on"making a meal of it".
Your airplane has more than eight faded logos on it.
You wear the same shirt for a week, and no one complains.
Centre mispronounces your call sign more than three times in one flight.
Your Director of Operations mysteriously changes your max. take-off weightduring the holiday season.
Every FBO makes you park out of sight of their building.
You have ever walked barefoot through the FBO,.................................... because you just woke up.
You mark every ramp with engine oil.
Everything you own is in you flight bag and suitcase.
All the other pilots wait for you to "test the squall line" first.
All the other airlines hold to see if you get in.
You request the visual approach with 300 overcast and ½ SM vis.
You make no attempt to deviate around weather.
Last edited by parabellum; 4th Oct 2012 at 03:56.
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