Now come on Beags - give us the real reason.
Shurely not short and phat, long ears, walks with a wobble, too shagged out with the least exercise and would like to chase wild animals but just can't be bothered.
A real fighter pilot would not take it - and I havn't seen many Beagles wearing huge watches and massive glades (well, there was one but that's another story).
Oh, and for the other F4 guys, the true identity of the "The Talking Armpit" revealed - I never knew but oh, so aposite.