I get swarms of those "Dear Valued User" and other such nonsense. Never, ever, click on their links!
Sometimes, if it's a quiet day, I'll send them a reply from a spoof address, pretending to be convinced. It can be a hoot!
There's this lady who says she's dying of cancer: she's been dying for four years at least, since she's been writing to me off and on for that long. Her e-mail address changes every few weeks, but Elizabeth Etters goes on... and on...
Not very bright, your average spammer.