So a A330 is going to Sudan not a A340! Guess even the Sudanese don't wanna go near our A340s! Smart guys.
I gather the spots for the lucrative & fun filled KRT tour of duty are filling up fast guys so make sure you get your names down by the 20th Sept otherwise you'll never forgive yourself!
As you read this our management are scouring the earth to find more cesspits to send us to in order to show to the powers above that they are doing a outstanding job & protect their chairs for another 6 months.
Just think of the worst places on the face of this planet & you can be sure our brain storming genii upstairs are working their tails off to make it a reality.
After all what does it matter to them that WE get sent to some God forsaken s**t hole whilst they are sitting comfortable in Bahrain filling their pockets?