Many moons ago at Silverstone in a 341. first trip in to pick up pax, fuellers had put in too much fuel, you can see what 's coming !
landed at the racetrack furthest pad down the FATO, turn into pad with wind now on my 7 o clock. Loaders bring fat basta.d out and put him in the front, nice blonde with 15st hubby in the back and then fat basta.d's brother. Couldnt do the maths to see if within mauw in such a short time. Picked 341 to hover with tq light just flashing, right pedal turn ac straight back on ground. Left pedal turn and a cushion creep take off followed by a lot of expletives on private frequency. Lesson well learnt to a novice cplh !!!