Paxboy
Just how are the loaders going to be offerred a relocation package?
Just how will they finance a move to a new address without a relocation package?
Since this is a government proposal, especially if they step in to legally close LHR, the government will have to chip in.
However:
You will note that property prices are cheaper in the east of London.
Why the hell should a loader demand and get a relocation package, when I as a captain have never had a reloation package in more than 17 moves?
So we come back to the new heros of Europe being those who weep and wail and throw a tantrum, but would never dream of helping themselves. The new heroic god of Europe is no longer the mighty Hercules, but the simpering Priapus (who was known as Bigus Dickus to his friends).
T'was the basis of the 'Life of Brian' joke:
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