We really shouldn't be highlighting the ineptitude of this lady being incompatible with the rest of us in forgetting to print her boarding pass.
Sober, she didn't forget. She flew out to Alicante and spent 15 days in a villa, and never left the house to go to town once, never popped round to the neighbours to ask if they had a printer, never bothered to ask in one of the hotels near ALC if they could print the passes for a small fee, presumably never spoke to anyone, zip, nada, all trip?