"We know it was you, the last comment was they saw six arseh*les running away from the scene"
Or
In my best Captain Mainwaring voice..
"Don't worry men, I have just been onto HQ and they have informed me we will soon be issued with Reservist Armbands and the rest of our kit will arrive as and when it becomes available."
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Last edited by NutLoose; 2nd Sep 2012 at 21:19.