Well, my barbi' was a reasonably accurate recreation of a mini-kebab, with racing chicken, nose warmers, salad, tzatziki and tahini, plus wine.....
So accurate was it that it even included a bout of the infamous 'Akrotiri two step' in the early hours......
Which reminds me of the eternal question:
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