"Likely a pilot"... I don't wish to be rude, but arent you a bit if a bigot?
Just because the guy was white, balding and slightly (alright very) overweight and dressed like an 80's pornstar (that has let himself "go" a bit) doesn't give you right to blacken the reputation of all us fine chaps. Just remember 99% give the rest a bad name.
Ps. It was probably a Freighter Pilot because they are all light fingered pikey chavscum.
PSS. What photos were on the lappie that have you so nervous? You didn't leave a grey jumper in the hire car as well?
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