Look, you can joke about pink lingerie and even about my penchant for
VB:
However, your slanderous assertion that I cook with the
bottled breath of Satan's backside is simply going too far! My trusty blackfellow uses charcoal and always will! Although I do admit to lighting the charcoal with a
gas lighter - presumably you chaps in the colonies simply ask a local to rub a couple of sticks together?
Yes, well the UK has just had its wettest, dullest summer for 100 years...
. But today it's bright and sunny and the temperature will soon be into double figures - it was only +2°C at RAF Benson last night.
Enjoy your Weber roast lunch - and I hope that you won't get
too sunburnt....
Standing by for more stupid comments from that idiot Jack Russell which insists on following me about with his pointless yapping ....