Q1. My old 850 traveller used to do about 82 with four up, a dog and a camping trailer on the back. That was of course downhill with a following wind.
Q2. Alpha Max is the number of bacon butties you can stuff in yer gob whilst entering the flight plan in a 767 IRS.
Alpha Floor is what happens to the butties in extreme turbulance.
Q3. Amber strip is a request made at Manchester's Fantasy bar, Red strip is the same but in Moscow.
Q4. No idea what you are talking about I've been on the strimmer for ten years now and never come across this Flap/Slat thing.
Q5. Ah, now this is the easy bit, let the chap in the right seat do it!!
HOVIS,
mb339 appears to be non-native English speaking and is venturing into Tech Forum for the first time .. could I politely request that you be a little more circumspect with the humour in such circumstances, please ? ... it helps no-one if we frighten people off ...
regards,
JT