I remember a few years back the Deputy C.P. producing a sheet of paper (no doubt for the benefit of the I.A.A) which showed how the time was divided second by second on a 25min turn-around. It was a work of art (or was it comedy? ) FMC loading 3min4sec , walkround 4min18 sec etc etc. If anyone still has it, they should post it here (or perhaps in Jet Blast on the Friday Joke thread)
I remember asking at the time where was the allowance for having a wazz? or was I just supposed to lift my leg against the nose-gear whilst doing the fuelling supervision (multi-tasking Eh , fuelling & defuelling simultaneously)
The repercussions of needing an early morning constitutional were unthinkable, I never could find the delay-code for "taking a dump"
