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Reasons why working for MacDonalds is better than the RAF
1. Better uniform
2. More medals and people respect them as they show you can do your job
3. Free food, properly cooked
4. Promotion on ability
5. The average MacDonalds is in the middle of town, not in the middle of nowhere
6. When children have tantrums, it is because they are under the age of 12
7. MacDonalds do not pretend they are investing in people
8. Superior supply system
9. Sh*gg*ng the manageress is not a crime
10. Only the customer is called sir
11. You can leg it to Burger King at a minutes notice
12. Ronald MacDonald has the decency to smile whilst shafting you
13. You wont have to do door guard
14. There is no MacDonalds in the Falklands
15. MacDonalds only has one clown