Big day ahead, go forth and rumour it up!
AJ announces that he is grounding the fleet until the Twitterati/bloggers stop being mean about the crappy new ad;
Leigh Clifford says that staff are the company's greatest asset and actually means it;
Leigh Clifford then gets dragged off to involuntary care by his fellow board members because they realise the previous statement is so off the beam for him that it's indicative of a psychotic episode;
Peter Cosgrove quits, as he finally realises that being a part of the Qantas Board is doing absolutely nothing for his reputation as a man of integrity;
Mars Rover sends back pictures of the new Heavy Maintenance facility. It's not just off-shored but off-planet cos the Martian amoeba are cheaper to hire; they know jack about aircraft and don't have any arms or legs but hey, they're cheap;
Shareholders get told it's all going great despite the International 'loss' (nothing to see here
) and what's wrong with $1 a share anyway.
THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Emirates are going to buy Qantas and use the fleet exclusively for live goat freighters, because goats don't care whether the IFE works or not.
