An acquaintance of mine totalled a rather expensive piece of military hardware on its first flight. By some miracle of luck and training, he and his co-pilot got out of it pretty much intact.
He tells the story that after the inevitable immediate debrief, he went to the station's flight surgeon and asked for a blood alcohol test...
"But nobody's suggesting you've been drinking"
"No, but by tomorrow they will, and by tomorrow they'll be right".
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