On a miserable day on 85 Squadron at West Raynham in the early 1970s we used to shout "More beer, longer runways, bigger women". That seemed to cheer people up, albeit briefly.
Mike, that would probably cheer most people up. Unfortunately, drinking during working hours is now frowned upon - and many places I have worked are under instructions not to serve alcohol during the day. Runways are closing down left right and centre or being replaced by shorter runways to cater for UAVs and STOVL. And bigger women - well, many are getting bigger, much much bigger, but not I suspect in the sense you are alluding to.