Is it the Kokkinelli or the Kebab that Darkens the Stool?
Or perhaps the Tahini.
May I be permitted to start another one of those threads with humourous military anecdotes? Here's my starter:-
Climbing out from a secret holiday destination in the desert.
Nav (to Capt): You have 3 Starboard
Loadie: Have we? I thought he was a Lt Col
If anyone needs this explaining, I'll pop back later.