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Old 4th Aug 2012, 08:20
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TightSlot
 
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I assume that the sequence runs as follows...

Incredibly pretty stewardess exits flight deck in tears. What to do? Who can help? Announcement to passengers "Can anybody fly this plane?" followed by tense silence. Small nervous voice in row 60 says "I'm an expert on this aircraft in Microsoft Flight Simulator". Young man enters flight deck and grapples with controls. Incredibly pretty stewardess wipes sweat from his brow. "Let's get this baby on the ground". Successful landing against the odds. Applause in the cabin. Kiss from Incredibly pretty stewardess. World media at foot of aircraft steps as hero disembarks last. "It was the least I could do with my skills". Grateful nation. Sex with Incredibly pretty stewardess. Cover of Time magazine...

It's been done already somewhere.
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