I think you'd need to tone down your rhetoric, if you want anyone to perceive you as anything but a failed applicant, truckflyer. But your choice, naturally.
Most people who gain employment don't frequent these threads anymore and it is only by chance that I had a look as well. I am in no way up to date with the ATP scheme, but I went through it some 6 years ago and back then we were all placed with an airline almost immediately - within a week, in my case. Everyone on my course, the course before and the course after were placed with airlines. Mainly easyJet. I am a skipper in orange land now, so it can lead to employment. Up to date info, I can not provide.