What does this have to do with Military Aircrew? Well, a few years back, a guy I worked with told me of what happened when Salmond was invited to a function at the officers mess of a now closed control and reporting centre located within his constituency. Needless to say Salmond turned up and pissed off most of the people at said function with his Xenophobia (including a number of Jocks). CO of the establishment gives Salmond a bit of advice to tone down his attitude which is totally ignored. CO of radar site then kicks Salmond off the unit. The man is a penis!!!