Nah, won't work Stationair8, you'll have a lineup of pissed off women screaming "DISCRIMINATION!!" because they weren't good looking enough to be hired, you'll have CASA screaming "FIRE HAZARD!!" Due to the Cigars, you'll have someone from the Government screaming "RESPONSIBLE SERVICE OF ALCOHOL!!" and finally some irate hippy screaming "CONSUMERISM GONE MAD!!!" or some such nonsense...of course all that screaming tends to be hard to hear over the sound of Jet Engines idling unusually high....