Interesting one from where I flew in Africa. The controller was a little inexperienced at a training airfield with 6 aircraft in the circuit he was beginning to get a little flustered.
At one point he had all 3 aircraft on final, one downwind and one landing. The landing aircraft, a piper cub also with a student in it, had the unfortunate even of ground looping...to which the controller transmitted......wait for it.........
"All Aircraft on final SCATTER!!!!"
Most pilots were in tears with laughter....