dazdaz1 Really!
What do you think this forum is?
Now, if I am to answer your question, how am I to do so without giving
TightSlot heart failure - which is where this thread started ...
OK. Basics and using proper dictionary language, not the sniggering behind the fuel bowser language.
You are probably aware that the male reproductive organ has blood flowing through it at all times, well for some of us anyway
. It is caused to change it's (ahem) altitude by closing valves on the 'outlet' side. It is all to do with hydraulics but, unlike an aircraft, we only have one hydraulic power system.
Thus, with the outlet closed (well, almost as you still have to have blood circulating) and if your heart is still pumping, the fuselage will rotate and you can tell your associated female to make sure that she is ready for flight.
The 'command' that operates the outlet valves is complicated and can be affected by a number of things but that is not the issue here - use Wikipedia under erec**** dysfunction.
When a male is electrocuted, it can often cause the 'outlet valves' to spasm (along with the rest of the body, poor sod) and yet the heart is still pumping for a short time. The result is what some of you may recall from your far off teenage years.
It is also the case that some male animals (sheep in particular) can be stimulated to dispense a certain fluid (Nudge, Nudge
) by electrical stimulation. This is part of a system for artifical insemination used in farming that enables a far more calculated and consistent breeding of sheep. A known breeding male is 'tapped' and this is then tested for potency and diluted with things like egg white, before being artificial placed into ewes that are in season - turkey baster style.
The method of acquiring this material is the careful provision of a DC electrical current to the prostate gland of the hapless sheep. The sheep is restrained and a small probe with a conductive tip is placed into the rectum and thus against the prostrate. Around the front, a condom like device has been provided by the assisting Cabin Crew (sorry
TS could not resist) and the low DC voltage is momentarily applied and matters proceed in the time honoured way ... This is related from memory as I have seen it done on a farm.
It therefore stands to reason that an unfortunate man being electrocuted (accidentally or on purpose) may have both a change in elevation and a discharge of a non-electrical type.
I am reliably informed that the DC system works on human males and can be used for medical purposes when natural methods are not available.
I have been told that some males use low DC voltage for exactly this purpose as a variation in their lives and find it rewarding.
May I hasten to inform my readers that I have expressly NOT witnessed this process on anything other than sheep on the farm.
