Went to Dancon to play a match in the UN Cricket Tournament. We arrived in a bus just before lunch and eleven Danes in cricket gear met us. Into lunch, then the bar and we, and them, all got ratted on Carlsberg.
Went out to the pitch and eleven different blokes pitched up.
... got shafted in exactly the same way on a rugby tour to South Wales many, many years ago, 'cept that was a VERY late night with a 0900 ko.........