I always thought they wanted people keen to be fast jet... The rest were just the dross that couldn't.
Cruel.....but fair!
The standard equation is Σ (C
Q + W
S + P
S) = Constant
Where C
Q = Quality of car, W
S = Size of watch and P
S = Size of one's gentleman's parts.
Thus if one drives a Porsche and wears a Rolex, one is likely to be poorly endowed.
Whereas if one drives a Peugeot diesel, wears a Swatch........
(Although clearly this only works for blokes, as some might confirm
)
Oh and before you ask, an AMG and a Breitling......