If there is no way you can confuse the two Smudger then how the hell did these guys do it
They must have done it deliberately, for ****s and giggles maybe?
Still, if they did do it deliberately, just for ****s and giggles, they are both a whole world safer than you because you are clearly infallible as your assertion that something that couldn't happen ( but still did) would attest.
Oh, and BTW, I know both of these guys personally and no way did they do it deliberately, even for etc