I usually string an Indian chick along by first asking her for her name, then
abuse her to stop ringing me because "I know for a fact" she's screwing my
wife's brother. This gets a laugh sometimes if the argument progresses and
I put her on speakerphone so the missus can join and get bitchy about her
shagging her bro with his present "scrotum fungus" (or other penile problem
that comes to mind) complaint.