Most pilot's can't spell ironie. Ironye. Ironboard, (fkucit), let alone understand what it means. Can you please rephrase that?
Red is on the left if you are sitting in the aeroplane, that means port because it's the same colour, green is what you look like if you fly in black clouds. Sorry just thinking out aloud.... Oh fkuck that to hard. Which brings me to another point.... but that's off topic. I don't remember eating that!