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Old 15th Jul 2012, 17:42
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MountainBear
 
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AF447 Lottery

AF 447 crashed because the pilots allowed it to stall. The pilots allowed it to stall because they pulled back on the stick. They pulled back on the stick because they were confused. They were confused because the automation left them in the lurch. The automation left them in the lurch because of a mechanical problem with the speeder tuber thingies. The speeder tuber thingies failed because they got clogged up with frozen water particulates commonly called "ice". The ice was formed because the pilots didn't go far enough left right up down backwards forwards sideways to avoid the storm. The pilots didn't avoid the storm because the captain failed to take the crossing of the ICZ seriously and instead went to sleep in his bunk with a woman. The captain didn't take the crossing of the ITZ seriously because he was complacent due to his vast experience. The captain achieved this vast experience by flying the plane too much. The captain flew the plane too much because Air France allowed the plane to take off from the ground. Air France allowed the plane to take off from the ground because the passengers payed them money. THEREFORE The passengers are to blame for the crash of AF447 and the proper judicial verdict is one of mass suicide by airliner.
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