Dear Typhoon / Puma / Apache crews (or anyone else who is well armed),
In order to help crews overflying London monitor the guard frequency and avoid unnecessary incidents over the next few weeks, please could you start off by taking out the plonker who gets a kick out of constantly burping farting, singing and playing music on 121.5 in the Southern England Northern France area.
He could be on the ground but if not, flies regularly in this area particularly in the early evening. You can't miss him, it shouldn't be a dificult task.
And if he is a pilot in a two crew operation, the person next to him deserves the same fate for being too stupid to notice.
Thanks