One day it's "The Police are driving too fast" next day it's "The Police took ages to get here, by which time the bad guys were gone, no wonder they only solve 30% of crimes"
Next time you need a cop in a hurry, remember when you call 999 to specify you need urgent assistance but they should only do 30MPH to get to you.
I don't think you have Chip Issue, but you do come across as one of those speeders who suggest that the cops ought to be out catching burglars, or a burglar who wants the cops to focus on muggers as housebreaking in't hurting old ladies or maybe you want the village bobby to stop harassing your offspring for just hanging around the shops when there are so many dangerous speeders out on the A47 needing caught.
I too was on Op Burberry but I don't recall getting a tenner. Perhaps having done my six weeks in Aberdeen was bonus enough in the eyes of their airships.