I tell you what, if I was forced to do this f*cking demeaning job of a glorified car park attendant and forced to sleep in base hangar I would have traffic jams back to Liverpool by 10am and no one and I mean no one would be going anywhere in a car.
All you need to do is screw the system up big time and tie it in knots and by the time they figure it out they would be screwed.