Some funny ones I found tonight on Avweb
Student pilot to irate instructor: "You're simply impossible to satisfy. I just finished navigating successfully through a boiling fluid swirling around a rotating sphere that is hurtling around a fusion reaction source at thousands of miles per hour. This system is moving in a circular motion around a black hole at who knows what speed, while the space it takes up is expanding. And then I bounced the landing six inches. SIX MEASLY INCHES! Get off my freakin' back!"
Or:
Pilot: Approach, Cessna 1234, student pilot ... I am at 3500 feet and am otherwise a bit lost.
Approach: We will try to help you. Do you see a city, highway, or water tower nearby?
Pilot: There is a city nearby with a water tower.
Approach: Fly over the water tower and tell us what you see written on it.
[pause]
Pilot: "Class of '98"
Or:
Pilot approaching to land in very bumpy conditions:
TLH Approach: Cessna 12345, state intentions.
Pilot: Cessna 12345 intends to land without hurling ... somehow.
Or:
Bonanza pilot in a holding pattern, several aircraft ahead to land:
Pilot: ...your estimate for our clearance for the approach.
Controller: Bonanza 1234, is there a problem?
Pilot: Do the words, "Daddy, I gotta go potty!" mean anything to you?
Controller: Bonanza 1234, cleared for the approach.
Loved the first one...made me laugh...a lot
Chuckles.