I certainly do not want to be in a bird with a dodgy MOT
Well thats the first command call well made. And that carrys outside aviation as well
Fine by me, the microlight boys on here have offered to shoe horn my fat arse into one of thier baths and its on my list of things to do as well.
Gliding is also cracking fun if you get the chance.
I think your main issue is going to be finding a school with an instructor with a dry enough sense of humour.
Enjoy!!!