Here's a good game:-
Post Random, glass half empty, persecution complex driven, obviously feasible (but with no factual basis) conspiracy theories to get the usual suspects to churn out the usual stuff. THEN!! If your No. comes up even vaguely, (not all bases, wrong date) claim PPRUNE Sagehood status
(If a thousand monkeys type on PPRUNE for long enough, complete Works of Shakespeare results theory).
Time for a cold one......