On boarding a lady pax approaches me at the rear galley. The conversation goes like this:
"Hi, I'm also a flight attendant for Air xyz"
"Oh, hi, great, how are you?"
"I'm ok, but..... it hurts to piss."
"Oh, ok....................(wtf ???) Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Ah, no, I will be fine, I'll just have lots of cranberry juice to make me go to the toilet."
"Ok, well, thanks for telling me."
I stood there stunned, took a few minutes before it sank that it really did happen and I didn't just have a weird dream dozing in my crew seat.