'why in the world doesn’t ICAO come up with a really novel loss of radio procedure and publish a phone number to ring in the event of loss of radios on the chart or in the Emergency Section of the Jepp?'
I'm sorry to say it, but I couldn't help thinking of that scene from Airplane, 'Thank you for calling Air Traffic Control, we're not in right now so please leave a message and we'll get right back to you...'
Stranger things have happened.