Old 4th Jun 2012, 15:35
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Any ideas guys...as I say it happened more than once with different couples.
Vun can only suggest that the newly-married fraulein in question had been vitnessed by all zeze older Germans, "alveys on the lookout so as to assume superior feelinsk": zeeing how zhe szpent an extraordinary amount of time in the on-decker jacuzzi spa-bath, all alone as it were, und withour zer huzband.

How 'absolutely sad' commented one German lady to her neighbour: "so newly-married and she's already having to find comfort in the pool"?! Her husband wakes up from his slumber muttering: "It's my towel, my reserved place, Gott in Himmel?!" "Oh, go back to sleep, you Dumpkoff"!

And turning to her neighbour: "I think it's time we got our own fair share of the high-pressure jacuzzi water-jets, don't you? Let's take a dip to get us in a better mood for our negligent hubbies later..."?!

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