c-s, the $1399 price was in LBFM dorrah ("Me ruvv you big time, onry 50 dorrah"), not spam money. That Outback gas mobile kitchen thing is about £450 in the UK (still a crazy price), which works out at LBFM$900....
I suspect Roly was referring to a different 5-letter S-word, but still with 2 vowels and 3 consonants.....