When you land in Ndola, Zambia, on a permit that is still valid for another 40 or so hours, and they tell you that its not the right date because you should have landed here yesterday - they decide to arrest you, and try to drive you to the police station in town, only to find they have no fuel in their car.
So they ask you to supply them some cash to get some fuel for their car - in order to drive you to the lockup. You decline, and tell them to send a car from the police station then rather. This one also happens to have no fuel to get back to town, once they arrive at the airport, so they ask you for some money for gas again.
"sorry boss, I'm all out. And now yer fooked coz both your cop-cars are stuck at the airport with no gas."
Ok, you can go.....
but dont come back here again.
