Oh dear! Italia 458, As I'm not from North America I can't say either way if your rant is accurate our not.
However, one thing is certain. You need to settle down. My quoted post was meant to be light hearted. Life is too short. If you really can't stand me because I don't use high level maths to understand/explain a simple opening post such as the one above that is your problem. I'll stick to normal, conversational English if you don't mind. I seem to hang on to more friends that way. Be well.