Why not "sign on"-
You can meet some really interesting folks every 2 weeks?And whilst hanging around the shopping malls you can make even more contacts?
You can sleep in until lunch-time?
You have plenty of time on your hands for writing and sending all those letters to the airlines?
You receive a whopping £52.50 every week?
Rent gets paid?
Council tax gets paid?
What a cushty life???
NOT