Being a rumour network, allow me to indulge!
Anyone else heard the rumour that Boeing contacted Qantas recently with the following question...
"Hey Quantarse, reference the 787, we need to know what colour to paint the airframe and what configuration to fitout the cabin in. Make a friggin decision."
The response was a quiet whisper: " Qantas red and white!"
"... and in little letters, up the back, 'Operated by Jetstar.'"